Hey, folks! It occurred to me that some of you might not be aware of how lovely and talented my wife is. Your honor, I’d like to submit People’s Exhibit A, the following You Tube video. The quality’s not great, they’re short on microphones, and they’ve since acquired a bass player. But the awesomeness still shines through like the too-bright morning sun through sheer curtains the morning after too much alcohol.

Remember that mason jar I asked you to fill with $20? Well, bust it open now. Hey, look! Found money! Might as well use it to go see the Icky House Club…