Tomorrow’s the big show at Wonderland! Seriously, folks, I think you should all come see it. It’s not just Vorpal, but a whole bunch of other awesome performers including:

The Dream
John F O’Donnell
Martin Sheen Shower Hour

Not only will the comedy be awesome, but there will be a Halloween party, too! Spooky decor, oddly colored booze, haunting music, the whole nine.

$10. $8 if you’re in costume.


You’re still not coming?

You’re going to make me whip out the big guns:

Right now, as I type this, Paula is making pumpkin cupcakes.

I thought so. See you tomorrow at 7.