EXT. OUTSIDE THE JUNGLE, DAY

An intrepid treasure hunter and his local guide stand trepidatiously outside of a dark, mysterious, wild jungle.

Treasure Hunter: How long will it take for us to get through the jungle?
Guide: It’s hard to say. The jungle is filled with dangerous traps and difficult terrain.
Treasure Hunter: Okay, how long will it take to get two miles through the jungle?
Guide: Seriously, it’s hard to say. I don’t know what we’re going to encounter…
Treasure Hunter: Just ballpark it for me.
Guide: Okay, well I’m really not certain, so I’m going to have to assume the worst… Three days?
Treasure Hunter: Three days!? To go two miles!? What are you, incompetent or something?
Guide: Okay, if everything goes absolutely perfectly… A day, maybe? But don’t hold me to that…

CUT TO: Two days later…

EXT. INSIDE A PIT TRAP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE JUNGLE, DAY

Treasure Hunter: We’re a day over budget. I’m not paying you for this, you know.