Reminder: Vorpal Halloween Show Tomorrow

Tomorrow’s the big show at Wonderland! Seriously, folks, I think you should all come see it. It’s not just Vorpal, but a whole bunch of other awesome performers including:

Bay-Side
Fuct
The Dream
John F O’Donnell
Martin Sheen Shower Hour

Not only will the comedy be awesome, but there will be a Halloween party, too! Spooky decor, oddly colored booze, haunting music, the whole nine.

$10. $8 if you’re in costume.

What?

You’re still not coming?

You’re going to make me whip out the big guns:

Right now, as I type this, Paula is making pumpkin cupcakes.

I thought so. See you tomorrow at 7.

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WTF, Pandora?

Look, Pandora. I love the Beatles as much as the next guy, but like they say on Sesame Street, “One of these things is not like the others…”

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Awesome Things My Friends Are Doing: Booth and Pat Cover “F*ck You”

The brilliant comedy musical improv duo of Booth and Pat have done it again. And by “it” I mean made something awesome. And wrong. And awesome. And so, so, very wrong. And awesome.

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More Shameful Self-Promotion: Class Show

Can’t make it to Astoria for Vorpal’s Halloween show? Think $10 is too much to pay? Worried that seeing Vorpal on the stage without other non-Vorpalians to dilute their awesome improv powers will cause your face to melt like the Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Well then, have I got a show for you. In fact, I have two shows for you!

Our Level 5 improv class will be performing two class shows. These shows contain four out of five members of Vorpal, so it’s almost like going to a Vorpal show, only with other people who just happened to also pay for this particular class.

But this particular class is no ordinary class. It is taught by PIT Master Ali Farahnakian. Or as I like to call him when I’m writing about him online, Ali Cut-and-Pastian. Will the students come full circle and defeat their master? Almost certainly not, but gee, if that happened, wouldn’t it be great to be there to see it?

Show the First: Sunday, October 24th, 7 P.M.
Show the Second: Monday, November 8th, 8 P.M.

As always, the shows will be at:
The People’s Improv Theater
154 W. 29th St., between 6th and 7th Ave.

And, as always, the shows will set you back:
$5

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Halloween Show: Through the Laughing Gas II: Laughter Never Sleeps

What could possibly be better than a huge, awesome lineup of improv and sketch performers in a converted warehouse in Astoria? How about the self-same huge awesome lineup, in that very same warehouse, with a massive Halloween Party afterwards!

Join us, won’t you?

This month on Through the Laughing Glass…

Vorpal and Wonderland present an eerie assortment of comedians who’ll be rockin and rappin for your laughing pleasure on Friday, October 29th!!. Two hours of performances, followed by a Halloween dance party!! DJ, hula hoops, costumes!!

Featuring:
Vorpal
Bay-Side
Fuct
The Dream
John F O’Donnell
Martin Sheen Shower Hour

Cash Bar! Beer, Wine, Cocktails!

$10 admission. $8 if you’re in costume!!!

Wonderland is located on the corner of 23rd Ave and 38th St. in Astoria.

  • Take the N/Q uptown to the last stop, Ditmars Blvd.
  • Follow signs to 23rd ave and take a left
  • Walk to 38th St.
  • Big factory building, Wonderland is on the second floor, Ring 201 to be let in.


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See You Soon!!!

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Contrasting Things

Two contrasting things I’ve been into lately:

1. I’ve been trying to dress nicely. With my collection of tee shirts, jeans, and khakis for work I was feeling a bit like I was still dressing like a teenager. First I went shopping at Macy’s. (Well, first I went to Bloomingdale’s, saw a pair of pants that cost more than my rent, and left.) Then, and I know I’m so late to this party that I arrived just as the dishes were being put away, I discovered eBay. In any case, I’ve been putting on nicer clothes lately.

2. At work I’ve been doing a long, miserable slog through my database that involves a lot of manual labor and almost no actual creativity. To pass the time, I’ve set Pandora to blast my face with Heavy Metal for hours on end. There’s something about the unending repetition of face-melting power chords that allows me to concentrate.

So, if you need me, I’ll be the guy in the corner in the jacket and tie listening to Metallica.

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Today, C4 is NOT the Answer

I still support President Obama (especially in lieu of any non-crazy alternatives at the moment). And Lord knows I love me some Mythbusters. So one would think that the combination of the two would be a Reece’s Peanut Butter Cup of awesome. However, I was a bit disturbed by this part of the press release:

Said President Obama from the White House, “I’m pleased to welcome Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage, known as the MYTHBUSTERS. I can announce today that I taped a special guest appearance for their show, although I didn’t get to blow anything up… I was a little frustrated about that.”

Coming from any other celebrity, that would be downright humorous. But I’m not exactly sure that the man with his finger on the button, who has personally ordered Predator drone strikes in Pakistan, and who is the Comander in Chief of the continuing war in Afghanistan should be so glib about the excitement he gets from blowing things up.

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Photo Day in Central Park

This past weekend, my friend Duncan organized a Photo Day in Central Park. The idea is that a bunch of us would just get together and take silly photos of one another as we walked around the scenic environs. Like many of Duncan’s ideas, it was brilliant. I brought the insanely photogenic Benjamin along, and he was remarkably well behaved considering how long we were out and how far we walked.

Me and Benji (taken by Alex)

Everyone brought amusing hats and props (except me, unless you consider Benjamin a prop). My favorite part of the afternoon was when Benjamin decided that he loved Duncan’s goat hat and ran around with it proclaiming that he was one of the Wild Things.

Benji in the Goat Hat

Here are the rest of our photos from Photo Day in Central Park.

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Through the Laughing Glass II: Laughter Never Sleeps

What could possibly be better than a huge, awesome lineup of improv and sketch performers in a converted warehouse in Astoria? How about the self-same huge awesome lineup, in that very same warehouse, with a massive Halloween Party afterwards!

Join us, won’t you?

This month on Through the Laughing Glass…

Vorpal and Wonderland present an eerie assortment of comedians who’ll be rockin and rappin for your laughing pleasure on Friday, October 29th!!. Two hours of performances, followed by a Halloween dance party!! DJ, hula hoops, costumes!!

Featuring:
Vorpal
Bay-Side
Fuct
The Dream
John F O’Donnell
Martin Sheen Shower Hour

Cash Bar! Beer, Wine, Cocktails!

$10 admission. $8 if you’re in costume!!!

Wonderland is located on the corner of 23rd Ave and 38th St. in Astoria.

  • Take the N/Q uptown to the last stop, Ditmars Blvd.
  • Follow signs to 23rd ave and take a left
  • Walk to 38th St.
  • Big factory building, Wonderland is on the second floor, Ring 201 to be let in.


View Larger Map

See You Soon!!!

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When the People (and Food Celebrities) You Love Fight

Anyone who knows me knows that Alton Brown of the Food Network show “Good Eats” is one of my all-time heroes. He’s the man who helped me to understand that cooking is not magic but applied science. He built in me a foundation of curious inquiry into the nature of food and cooking that lives in me to this day. My best, most used, most loved cookbook is my autographed copy of his “I’m Just Here for the Food.”

Adam Richman, of the Travel Channel’s “Man vs. Food” is… well, not quite a hero, but someone I admire a great deal. He’s not scientific like Alton Brown, but he’s passionate about food and immensely knowledgable and likable. On his show, he goes around the country tackling various eating challenges. You know, like “If you can eat this 72 oz. steak in one hour, you get it for free,” or “If you can eat these insanely spicy hot wings, you get a novelty t-shirt and your name on our ‘Wall of Flame’.”

Unfortunately, these two food personalities I love so much seem to have gotten into something of a feud.

Alton Brown proclaimed that he is disgusted by the entire concept of “Man vs. Food.” In an interview on Zap2it he proclaimed, “That show is about gluttony, and gluttony is wrong. It’s wasteful. Think about people that are starving to death and think about that show. I think it’s an embarrassment.”

Adam Richman responded like a hurt child. I don’t mean any disrespect in that. Adam’s almost exactly my age, so like me, he grew up watching “Good Eats” for the last decade or so. If he idolized Brown anything like I did, the criticism must have felt like sucker punch square in the gut. He replied, “Alton Brown: MvF is about indulgence – NOT gluttony – & has brought loads of biz to Mom-n-Pop places. You were my hero, sir. No more.” And then, “My previous Tweet is not to start some foolish Twitter feud. Merely my hurt response to insults hurled my way from the man who inspired me.”

Truth is, guys, you’re both right and wrong.

Mr. Brown, I think you’re awfully quick to disrespect one of the few truly original shows in the genre. Gluttony (or self-abuse by way of capsaicin) aside, he really does shower some well-deserved national attention on some really awesome Mom & Pop places — the very same kinds of places you highlighted in “Feasting on Asphalt.” If having to submit himself to these challenges gets him a much bigger spotlight to shine than other shows with a more traditional format, so be it.

I also really resent the entire, “People are starving” bit. That argument can be extended to a whole lot of things. How can “Iron Chef America” go through twenty pounds of Kobe Beef in an hour when people are starving? How can “Good Eats” discuss something as frivolous as how the structural proteins in egg whites hold up an angel food cake when people are starving? How dare we dedicate an entire television network (or two!) to food when PEOPLEARESTARVING!?

You also need to remember that you’re pretty much a frickin’ superhero to foodies my age. Seriously, if Alton Brown came out and condemned something that I was doing, it’d be like getting slapped in the face by Superman.

Mr. Richman, I love you and your show, but seriously. It’s totally about gluttony (and self-abuse by way of capsaicin). There was recently an news item on how punishment gluttons are flooding Brick Lane Curry House, trying to do the Phaal challenge and turning the place into a frat house every time that episode is aired. You’re not only encouraging gluttony (and self-abuse, etc.), but each place you visit experiences a wave of jerkery in your wake from foodies who are, shall we say, not quite as thoughtful or articulate as you.

Can’t we all get along? Surely a couple of smart, passionate foodies can find plenty to like about one another. Let’s see if we can find common ground. I’ll start. We all love Andrew Zimmern. (Who, by the way, is following me on Twitter now. Which is not such a big deal as he follows about 12,000 people, but cool nonetheless.)

Source: New York Daily News

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